I knew the wellness wars had gone off the rails when the gang stalkers started following me around with hydrogen tablets in their pockets and suspiciously expensive red-light panels strapped to their bicycles. Gary, according to the increasingly elaborate theories circulating in our steroid-fueled Lyme support group, was orchestrating an international network of targeted individuals, coordinating their movements through ozone generators, infrared frequencies, and what appeared to be a complicated system of electrolytes. Nobody could agree whether the tablets were weapons, countermeasures, or simply overpriced fizzy placebos, but everyone agreed Gary was behind it. One faction accused the other of having cortisol-induced delusions; the other countered that only people with insufficient mitochondrial coherence would question the evidence. By Thursday, three biohackers had declared themselves sovereign immune systems, two had defected to a rival peptide cult, and I was being accused of sabotaging the entire operation because I refused to wear protective glasses during the red-light protocol. I just wanted to finish my cold plunge, but apparently that was exactly what Gary had predicted.
Keep showing what you are - "As a first step on your health journey, longevity expert Gary Brecka wants everyone to get a methylation test and a blood panel."
Jeff, a lot of info yet presented in a very readable, enjoyable article. Thank you. I love it when I can learn something new about taking care of our own health and MAHA has been such a blessing along those line as well as so many others. I didn't realize how important methylation is, for instance. God bless MAHA and keep these informative articles coming please! :)
This man’s minions have stalked me since I started doing my own resesrch.
I love MAHA's incredible inconsistency
I knew the wellness wars had gone off the rails when the gang stalkers started following me around with hydrogen tablets in their pockets and suspiciously expensive red-light panels strapped to their bicycles. Gary, according to the increasingly elaborate theories circulating in our steroid-fueled Lyme support group, was orchestrating an international network of targeted individuals, coordinating their movements through ozone generators, infrared frequencies, and what appeared to be a complicated system of electrolytes. Nobody could agree whether the tablets were weapons, countermeasures, or simply overpriced fizzy placebos, but everyone agreed Gary was behind it. One faction accused the other of having cortisol-induced delusions; the other countered that only people with insufficient mitochondrial coherence would question the evidence. By Thursday, three biohackers had declared themselves sovereign immune systems, two had defected to a rival peptide cult, and I was being accused of sabotaging the entire operation because I refused to wear protective glasses during the red-light protocol. I just wanted to finish my cold plunge, but apparently that was exactly what Gary had predicted.
What's your cut, Jeffy?
Of course; https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/critical-thinking-health-and-nutrition-pseudoscience/hydrogen-rich-gary-brecka-floating-air
Joint venture with Russell Brand and Harvey Weinstein. https://substack.com/@jefflouderback/note/p-220994234
Keep showing what you are - "As a first step on your health journey, longevity expert Gary Brecka wants everyone to get a methylation test and a blood panel."
But not before the fecal biome!
Jeff, a lot of info yet presented in a very readable, enjoyable article. Thank you. I love it when I can learn something new about taking care of our own health and MAHA has been such a blessing along those line as well as so many others. I didn't realize how important methylation is, for instance. God bless MAHA and keep these informative articles coming please! :)